Misc Jokes

Your Dog Is on the Roof

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his
brother James. while in Europe, Phil calls James to check on
his dog and asks: "so James, hows my favorite dog doing??"
and James very tersely says

"Your dog is dead" "

What??" says Phil "you can't just tell someone their
favorite dog is dead without a warning, you have to ease
them into it."

"How" says James. "Well, the first day i call, tell me my
dog is on the roof" remarked Phil "tell me the dog is going
to be fine and not to worry.

The next day, when I call to ask about my dog, tell me
thatyou were about to get her down, when it junpped off of
the roof and broke its leg, tell me the doctors say it will
be ok,but it will have to stay at the vets for a while. Are
you getting all of this???" "Yes" says

James" "Good." remarks Phil. "then the next day when i call
back, tell me that there was severe internal bleeding that
the vet didn't pick up and that my favorite dog died at 2:00
this morning. that way it won't be such a shock to me. Got
it??"

"Yes." "Good, so, hows Grandma doing?" asks Phil.

"Well..." James replies "she's on the roof"