Misc Jokes

Trust

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular
knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his
squires. "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my
wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned,
you may use the key."

The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to
toe, and takes one last look at his castle.

He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling,
"Stop!"

When the squire caught up with the knight, he said, "Thank
goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."