Misc Jokes

Water in the Carburetor

WIFE: 'There's trouble with the car. It has water in the
carburetor.'

HUSBAND: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'

WIFE: 'I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.'

HUSBAND: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll
check it out. Where's the car?'

WIFE: 'In the pool.'