Misc Jokes

Getting Old?

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in
their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys,
lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.

You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes,
just so long as you don't have to go along to.

You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after
feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your
car in the parking lot.