Misc Jokes

Frog Applying for a Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can
see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia
Whack. So he says, "Ms.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he
wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that
his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's okay, he knows the
bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money
and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan. She asks if
he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and he produces a tiny
pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. It's bright
pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult
with the manager, and disappears into a back office. She
finds the manager and reports: "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you, and he wants to
borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what the heck is this?" So the
bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick
knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."