Misc Jokes

Deer Hunting with his Wife

After years of listening to her plead, a hunter finally
decided to let his wife come hunting with him. He led her
into the woods and left her in a blind with instructions on
what to do when a deer came within range.

He had no sooner arrived at his own blind when he heard a
shot coming from his wife's direction. The first shot was
quickly followed by several more. He immediately ran back to
see what had happened, only to find a man standing in front
of his wife with his hands up shouting, "OK lady, it's your
deer! Just let me take the saddle off!"