Misc Jokes

Peanut Butter

A boy thinks his penis is too small so he goes to visit the
doctor. The doctor tells him that he needs to eat one peanut
butter sandwich a day and his penis will grow bigger. So the
boy goes home and he tells his mom. So the next morning when
the boy wakes up he sees him mom making a TON of peanut
butter sandwiches. And the boy is is like No No Mom, I only
need ONE peanut butter sandwich. And his mom says, "Oh no
dear, those are for your father."