Misc Jokes

Sex Education

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education
with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little
Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains
attentive throughout the entire lecture.

Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks
for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy
raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."

"Very good, William," said the teacher. "My mommy had a
baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the
teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much
fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.

"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He
was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they
all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them
with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled,
"And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"

"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone
Ranger."