Misc Jokes

The FBI Orders Pizza

The following is a direct quote from the Center for
Strategic and
International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the
author who
introduces the story swears it's true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
Diego that
was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After
hours of
reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents
had worked up
quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation
called a
nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick
dinner for his
colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was
recorded by the
FBI because they were taping all conversations at the
hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 70
cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through
the front doors.
We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back
to the service
entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an
FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're
starving

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
remember to
bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the
rear? We have
the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.

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