Misc Jokes

Points to Ponder

Points To Ponder...

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before
getting out of the water?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands
with soap?

If some one has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek,
does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them
would the still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?

Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience
cocoons in their stomach?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their
picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one
meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he
wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?