Misc Jokes

Three Wishes

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old
bottle. He picks
it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle.
In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man cheers, "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know
exactly what I want.

First, I want one billion dollars in a
Swiss bank account." Poof! There is a flash of light and a
piece of paper
with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right
here." Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red
brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues,"Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a
box of chocolates.