Misc Jokes

False Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his
engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head
table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false
teeth.

Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my
teeth."

The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his
pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try
these," he said.

The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.

The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have
one more paid of false teeth...try them."

The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate
his meal and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to
thank the man who had helped him.

"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your
office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local
undertaker."