Misc Jokes

Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have
been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or
find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of
consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion
to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from
missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for
new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from
my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I
decide to change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first
step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about
forever.