Misc Jokes

If Dollar Bills Could Talk

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey,
where have you
been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos,
went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the
United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball
games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff -
church, church,
church."