Misc Jokes

Primitive Meal

A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of
his adventures in the African jungle.

"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that
they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices
from the belly of certain animals? And grind up grass seed,
make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear it with
a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of certain
other animals?"

When the students looked startled by such barbarism, the
explorer added softly, "What I've been describing, of course,
is a breakfast of bacon and eggs and buttered toast."