Misc Jokes

Angry at the Heavens

A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along
the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere,
sweeping the child out to sea. The horrified woman fell to
her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens and begged the Lord
to return her beloved grandson. And, lo, another wave reared
up and deposited the stunned child on the sand before her.

The grandmother looked the boy over carefully. He was fine.
But still she stared up angrily toward the heavens. "When we
came," she snapped indignantly, "he had a hat!"