Misc Jokes

Good Bad Worse

Good, Bad, Worse Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more
kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse:
Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot
in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them Good: Your husband understands
fashion Bad: He's a crossdresser Worse: He looks better
than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's
involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a
divorce Worse: She's a lawyer

Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the
same idea Worse: You have to wait