Misc Jokes

Made Out Of Bricks

A girl was walking down the street one night with her
gangster boyfriend when they passed a jewelry store.

"Oh!" she said, "Look at that beautiful diamond necklace.
I'd just love to have that."

So her boyfriend picked up a brick, smashed the window, took
out the necklace and gave it to her.

A little ways down they passed a fur store and she looked in
the window and said, "Oh, look at that beautiful fur stole.
I'd just love to have that fur stole!"

So once again her boyfriend picked up a brick and threw it
through the window, got the fur stole and gave it to her.

It wasn't too much longer when they passed by a car
dealership. "Oh", she said, "I'd just love to have that
Cadillac there in the showroom!"

He looked at her and said, "What do you think? I'm made out
of bricks?"