Misc Jokes

One Little Pig

One little pig

A salesman was making a call at a farm when he noticed a
pig with only three legs and one wooden leg. “What happened
to the pig?” he asked the farmer. “Why, that thar pig saved
my boy’s life, he did.” replied the farmer. “Save your boy’s
life! How’d he do that?” the salesman said. The farmer
answered, “Wallll, when my boy fell into the pond he couldn’t
swim, see, and that thar pig jumped in after him and grabbed
him and pulled him out of the water, he did. Yep, that’s a
special pig.” “So…I guess he hurt his leg in the rescue?”
the salesman suggested. “Naw. Naw. It’s just that a pig like
that ya don’t eat all at oncet!”