Misc Jokes

Running Red Lights

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but
they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must
be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red
light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection
and the light was red again, and again they went right
through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was really
concerned that she was mistaken.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
attention to the road and the next intersection to see what
was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red and they went right through. She turned to
woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row! You could have killed
us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"