Misc Jokes

Grandpa Takes a Walk

A police car pulls up in front of grandma's house and
grandpa gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman
said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way
home.

Grandma looked at her husband and said, "You've been going
to that park for over 30 years! How could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Grandma, so that the policeman couldn't
hear, Grandpa whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too
tired to walk home."