Misc Jokes

Emergency Room True Story

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in
toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman
called in very upset because she caught her little daughter
eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and
there would be no need to bring her daughter into the
hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation
happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she
better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right
away.