Misc Jokes

The Juggler

There is this juggler driving down the sreet on his way to a
show.

All of a sudden a cop pulls him over. The cop comes up to
the window and says, "License and registration please."
Meanwhile the cop is looking inside the car and noticed that
there were torches and lighter fluid and matches in the back
seat. The cop gets a little suspicious and thinks, "Wow! I
may have caught an arsonist." So he says to the
juggler."What are the torches for?"

The juggler replies, "I am a juggler and as part of my act I
juggle flaming torches."

The cop says,"I don't believe you, prove it." So the
juggler gets out of the car and drags out all of his stuff
and starts juggling like 5 flaming torches.

While this is going on, a couple is driving by. The husband
turns to his wife and says, "Gee honey, I am sure glad that I
quit drinking. Look at the tests they are giving now."