Misc Jokes

The Turtle's Flying Lesson

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of
effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his
front legs and
crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed
the tree again,
jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds
sitting on a
branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird
turned to her
mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's
adopted."