Misc Jokes

Dead Battery

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased
an expensive battery for his car six months earlier.
"Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage,
"when I bought that battery you said it would be the last
battery my car would ever need. It died after only six
months!"

"Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your
car would last longer than that."