Misc Jokes

A Trip to The Soda Machine

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda
machine and she arrived there just before a business man
coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in
50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke
selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a
counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again
and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.
Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for
Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents
change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the
machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew
button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her
purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently
for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied, "Well Duhhh!, I'm
still winning."