Misc Jokes

The Lamp Post

One day a guy askes a little girl "I'll give you a cookie if
you climb that lampost" and so the girl climbed it and got
her cookie.

Then she went home to tell her mom and her mom said, "He
just wants to look at your underwear."

Then the next day the same guy asked the little girl to
climb the lamp post and if she did then he would give her 2
cookies. So the girl climbed it and got her cookies.

The little girl went home and told her mother. Her mom
replied, "Don't listen to him he just wants to look at your
underwear."

The girl replied, "I was smart today. I did not waer any."