Misc Jokes

Make a Sound Like a Frog

A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?

"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on grand dad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can
you make a sound like a frog?"

"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound
like a frog."

The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE a
sound like a frog?"

Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweet heart, why do you want
me to make a sound like a frog?"

And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you
croak, we're going to Florida!"