Misc Jokes

Real Musicians

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides
to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes
to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and
says, "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that
accordian."

The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies
"Alright, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator
has to stay."