Misc Jokes

Why Too Kay Dictionary

* A New Year's culinary delight = millenni-yum

* Didn't realize it was New Year's Eve = millenni-uhmmm

* Secret punchbowl ingredient = millenni-rum

* Woman who gives birth on January 1st = millenni-mom

* Forgets the words to Auld Lang Syne = millenni-hum

* Sitting on the couch for 3 bowl games and Dick Clark =
millenni-bum

* The bottom of the potato chip bowl at 1:00 am =
millenni-crumb

* Shouldn't have drunk that last glass of bubbly =
millenni-numb

* Resolving not to gossip so much in the year 2000 =
millenni-mum

* Meditating at the stroke of midnight = millenni-ommmmm

* Having that overindulged holiday physique = millenni-tum

* All of us for celebrating a year early = milleni-dumb