Misc Jokes

Little Sally Talks Too Much

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from
school. Her marks were good . . . mostly A's and a couple of
B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She
talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try,
which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the
back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because
I would like to try it out on her mother."