Misc Jokes

The Nursing Home

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a
nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared
for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a
tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window
overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but
after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her
chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her
and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while
she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back
and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all
morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman
isadjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
They ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they
won't let you fart"