Misc Jokes

Always Watch Your Language

An airliner was taking off from Kennedy
Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies
and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax and. . . OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed. Then after a few seconds,
the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but
while I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a
cup of
hot coffee and spilled it in my lap. He chuckled and said,
"You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in coach yelled loudly, "That's
nothing. You should see the back of mine!"