Misc Jokes

The Consequences of Sucking Your Thumb

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of
sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything
from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to
discourage the
habit.

Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you
don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow
up like a balloon."

Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a
pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old
considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her
saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."