Misc Jokes

How To Tell You're in Southern California

Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings...and
none are visible.

You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Breeze.

You can't remember ... is pot illegal?

You've been to more than one baby shower that has two
mothers and a sperm donor.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits, a
fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.

You're thinking of taking an adult class but you can't
decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.

Your best friends just named their twins after her acting
coach and his personal trainer.

It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station
about "STORM WATCH '99."

The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't
caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing
to
rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder.