Misc Jokes

Dog Pick-Up Lines - Liver and Cheese?

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the
street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to
be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front
of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her
beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance
from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on
the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese"
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up
quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That
shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She
turned to the tall, shiny Golden
Retriever and said "How well can you do?"

"Um.I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden
Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's
hopeless. That was just as dumb." She then turns to the
last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little
guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big
in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives
her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever and the Lab and says: "Liver alone. Cheese
mine."