Misc Jokes

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over
his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was
startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in
and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for
the arrival of students the next day.

The school where he had been a Principal the previous year
had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than
that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school's long
time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock
room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without
requisitions?"

The Custodian looked at him gravely ..... "We trust them
with the children, don't we?"