Misc Jokes

Real Mothers

Real Mothers . . .

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make
it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably
in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and
happy kids.

Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of
shag carpets.

Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked
up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask "why me?" and get their answer
when a little voice says, "because I love you best."

Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by
height or years or grade . . . It is marked by the
progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.