Misc Jokes

Gladys

This lovely little girl was entering class for the first
time. A friendly little boy said his name was "David, what is
yours?" "Happy Butt" she says. "Don't lie to me, that isn't
your name! What is your name?" "Happy Butt" she says again.
I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!" he shouts.
He gets the teacher and says she is lying to him about her
name. "What is your name?" asks the teacher. "Happy Butt"
says the little girl. "No, no," says the teacher. "What is
your real name?" "Happy Butt" replies the little girl. "Shame
on you for lying." says the teacher. "You go straight to the
principal's office right this minute!" "Why are you here?"
asks the principal of the little girl. "They think I'm lying
when I tell them my name is Happy Butt." said the little
girl. "Your name can't be Happy Butt" says the principal.
"I'm going to call your mother right this minute and
straighten this out. You must not lie to us about your name."
The principal calls the mother and says , "We have your
little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is "Happy
Butt." "Oh, that must be Gladys." says the mother. "Well,
little girl, your mother says your name is Gladys," says the
principal. The little girl replies, "Happy Butt, Glad ass,
what's the difference.