Misc Jokes

The Barber

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest
tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying
"you do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door
to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment saying "you protect the public." The
next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door
to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment saying "you serve the justice system."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting
for a haircut.