Misc Jokes

Pigmy Dinosaur Hunter

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and
living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns
several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to
launch an expedition.

Several weeks pass and the expedition party stumble upon a 3
foot tall pigmy standing near a 300 foot long dead
dinosaur.

The scientist approaches the pigmy and exclaims, "Dear Lord!
Did you kill this dinosaur?"

"Yep!" replied the pigmy.

"But, it's so big and you're so small!"

"Yep!", replied the pigmy.

"How the hell did you kill it?" inquired the scientist.

"With my club," replied the pigmy.

"How big is your club?" demanded the scientist.

The pigmy replied, "Well, there are about 50 of us!"