Misc Jokes

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening
weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She
approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the
night.

"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available
all night.

Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would
like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly, madam," he replied.

"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

The receptionist nodded and smiled.

"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs,
please," Mary mused.

After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to
her room for the night.

The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came
down early to check out. The same guy was still on the
desk.

"Morning madam . . . sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

"Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional,
I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs,
though . . . they really weren't that nice at all," replied
Mary truthfully.

"Oh . . . well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts
to our Guest
Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service
and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

"OK, I will . . . Thank you." replied Mary . . . who checked
out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left
to continue her journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the
comment Mary had written.

"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"