Misc Jokes

The Plane Crash

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way
plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all
died and went to the Pearly Gates together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys
think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those
coincidences that happen. St. Peter was fretting, "Since we
weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready. We
can't take you in just yet and we can't send you back."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this
is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours,
but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up
for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while.
It'll only be a couple of days. I'll owe you one."

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

Two days later...

"Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey you gotta come get these three
clowns. This Pope guy is forgiving everybody, the Graham
fellow is saving everybody, and Oral Roberts has raised
enough money to buy air conditioning."