Misc Jokes

Getting out of a Speeding Ticket

Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for
speeding?

The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his
window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on
his way without a ticket.