Misc Jokes

Indian Boy

The little Indian boy came to his father one day asking,
“Father? How does our tribe choose names for the children?”
The father smiled, “My son, as you know our tribe lives at
one with nature. So when a child in born in our village the
father will go into the wilderness to see what sign is given
as to what he is to name the child.” “Yes, Father.” Said the
boy. “When the father is on this pilgrimage if he were to
see an eagle soaring high in the sky it would mean he should
name the child ‘Flying Eagle’. Or perhaps the sign would be a
deer running across the meadow. Then the child would be given
the name ‘Running Deer’. “Does this answer your question,
Two-Dogs-Fucking?”