Misc Jokes

Be Careful What You Wish For

Early one morning, Jerome was walking along a beach. In the
sand he found a brass lamp. He decided to rub the lamp and a
beautiful genie appeared.

Jerome, being quite a bright lad, said "I have released you
from your prison and you must grant me 3 wishes."

The Genie said "That is true but my powers are rusty. You
will have to come back tomorrow."

Jerome replied "Oh, but I cannot wait till tomorrow, because
I am a student and must take my finals exams then."

The Genie responded, "Very well. I will write you 3 letters
of acquaintance. Give one to each of the wizards whose
address I have written on the letters and they will grant you
a wish on my behalf."

Off Jerome went. On the way he wondered what to wish for and
thought about his exams tomorrow. He suspected what some of
the exam questions might be and thought why not be sure I
have the correct answers. So he decided to ask the Wizards to
unravel some perplex mysteries for him.

To the first, he asked to know the secret of how Caramel
puts the caramel in their bars. Poof . . . the Wizard sent
him to the Chocolate Factory and he discovered how it was
done.

To the second Wizard, he asked how toothpaste could come
out like a candy cane . . . with the red stripe down it. Poof
. . . the Wizard send him to the Toothpaste Factory and he
now knew how it was done.

To the third Wizard (whom he woke up) . . . he asked how the
pyramids were built. Poof . . . Jerome found himself in the
Egyptian Desert working with thousands of other slaves.