Misc Jokes

Son of a Fireman

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his
father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his
little red wagon, a rope, and his male dog. The kid had his
dog pulling him down the road while he was sitting in his
wagon.

A neighbor asked the kid, "Why don't you tie the rope around
the dog's neck? You can go a lot faster."

The kid replied, "If I tie the rope around his neck, the
siren want go off!"