Misc Jokes
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the
sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the
police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked,
"Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the
sticks, would it?"
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested
the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a
costume?" demanded Mike.
"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this
somewhere."
"That there is," replied Mike. "'Tis wise never to book a
judge by his cover."