Misc Jokes

The Black Sheep

Black Sheep A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest
Africa and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years
with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good
Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly
stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit
adultery or fornication!!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth
to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is
sent by his people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a
black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only
white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't
take a genius to work out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are
mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrance - what
is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of
white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature
does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says "Tell you what, you
don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything
about the white child"