Misc Jokes

Just fan yourself.

Jewish traveller walks into a shop in Japan, obviously
suffering from the day's intnent heat and says to the
shopkeeper, "Ovay, your country, such heat. How do you
peoples keep youselves so cool?" Shopkeeper replies, "Ah so,
what you need is nice fan, to fan yo'se'f, stay very coo'. I
have nice serrection of fan here" as he points to a counter
display of birghtly colored Japanese fans. Being an
economically descerning shopper the Jewish customer asks,
"How much for the largest fan there at the end am I paying?"
"Ah, that one onry ten dorrar", replies the shopkeeper. "Keep
you nice and coo'" "Hmmmm, too much, vhat about the second
largest one?" asks the customer. "Ah, a'so very nice fan,
onry eight dorrar." replies the Japanese. "Vell, then the
next one beside that one, how much are you charging me?" asks
the customer. "That too pretty good fan, it five dorrar",
says the shopowner. "OK, then, vhat about the very smallest
one there at the end of the counter?" asks the Jewish
traveller. "Oh, you can have that tiny one for fifty cent",
quotes the shop owner, with obvious disappointment And with
that the customer pays his fifty cents, leaving the shop with
a broad smile of satisfaction while fanning himsellf with his
new purchase, only to return five minutes later in a state
of extreme vexation and a handful of sticks and paper in his
hand, the remnants of his recent purchase, which he throws
down on the counter. "I'm vanting my money back" he declares.
"Look vhat happened to this fan, already!" "Ooooh, you mus'
fan yo'se'f too hard" replies the Japanese. "I did not, I
just fan myself normal like this" says the customer,
flapping his hand back and forth in front of his face. "Oh
but for fifty cent, you no fan rike that", replies the
shopowner, "you fan rike this", as he holds his hand in
front of his face and vigrerously shakes his head from side
to side.